Ugh! This really chafes our chode!
At least one TV producer wasn't happy with Alicia Keys' absolutely amazeballz rendition of our national anthembefore last night's big game!
In fact, her or she went so far as to call Alicia's performance "disrespectful"!
What?! Seriously?!
Was the talented songstress off key? Or out of tune? Did she mangle the lyrics? Did she drape herself in the flag of Soviet Russia?!
No! She was a Girl on Fire — her classic kick-off to Super Bowl XLVII was FLAWLESS!
So what was the problem!?